England Cricket Supporters Gifts

"These are England's bowlers for the next test."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

'...I don't like your chances!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Bat out of Hell

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Jimmy Anderson

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

England And The Ashes

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Roy Hodgson

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

England footballers 'Playing Away'

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Lawrence Dallaglio

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Marcus Smith

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'