England Cricket Supporters Pillows

"These are England's bowlers for the next test."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cricketer has the birds on his heels.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Bat out of Hell

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Marcus Smith

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

'The selectors must be meeting...'