England Supporters Pillows

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Lion v Kiwi.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'The selectors must be meeting...'

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Euros final