England Supporters Gifts

'I used to be bipolar till I started supporting England.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'...I don't like your chances!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Lion v Kiwi.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Roy Hodgson

England And The Ashes

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Marcus Smith

Lawrence Dallaglio

Gareth Southgate

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

'Just 3 problems with the England team - they can't bat, can't bowl and can't field!'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

'The selectors must be meeting...'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'It's always the same...Terry and Mike have a few drinks and then they start to kick off.'

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Euros final

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Wayne Rooney