England Rugby Fans Gifts

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'...I don't like your chances!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The conversion.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

Lion v Kiwi.

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."