England Rugby Fans Gifts

Cipriani- Heir to The Throne.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'...I don't like your chances!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

The conversion.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"He's in training for the World Cup."

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"I take it your team lost again!"

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Lion v Kiwi.