England Rugby Fan Gifts

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'...I don't like your chances!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Rugby Mad.

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Is that the beer talking?'

'No, no, no...kick the ball into touch! The ball!'

"I take it your team lost again!"

Lion v Kiwi.