English Rugby Follower Gifts

Tom Croft.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

Sporting maladies.

"You're the sport on my telly"

Rugby Player

The conversion.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Rugby Mad.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"