Rugby Fan Gifts

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around.'

'Can I be in goal?'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Why the numbers on their backs?' - 'So the bodies can be identified.'

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

Rugby/Aussie Rules Football - glorifies mindless violence, foul language and drug abuse.

Rugby Club Gnomes

'Is that the beer talking?'

"I told you to tackle him, not tickle him!!!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

'Put some beef it, Philip - we can't have that rugger chap ruling the waves in OUR Britannia!'

Boy dressed as a Welsh dragon.

Freshers Week

Peter De Villiers.

"Oh, well held Caroline!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

Rugby Pass and Shorts Come Off.

"Whats it to be, soccer or rugby"

'Women? No, I joined up to forget fifteen men, the English Rugby team.'

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"And so if anyone knows a reason why....ah the rugby team at the back."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'