Rugby Fanatic Gifts

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

Rugby - Barring the goal

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

I think he likes you.

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

'What makes you think the ref is biased?'

"Personally, I can see what all the fuss is about - it's only a game."

Best Actor Award.

'This is my husband, he's from New Zealand.'

Rugby tour ends in alcohol rehab.

Harlequin

Rugby playing dinosaurs.

Wales is full of rugby players and whores. My wife is Welsh. Which team?

'Ok, that's it! Find out where they take dance lessons.'

Kyle Sinckler

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

England Captain Phil Vickery.

Last Will and Testament.

Rugger.

Martin Johnson

'Grab him. kick him. Don't let him through.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"I need to tinkle."

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium