Rugby Fanatic Pillows

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

Rugby - Barring the goal

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

I think he likes you.

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

'What makes you think the ref is biased?'

Best Actor Award.

'This is my husband, he's from New Zealand.'

Harlequin

Rugby playing dinosaurs.

Wales is full of rugby players and whores. My wife is Welsh. Which team?

'Ok, that's it! Find out where they take dance lessons.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Last Will and Testament.

Rugger.

'Grab him. kick him. Don't let him through.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I need to tinkle."

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'