Rugby Enthusiast Pillows

Rugby scrum with a 'Meeting in Progress' sign.

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Jonny Wilkinson.

'I just find women playing rugby so unladylike.'

'Tries, tries, don't you people ever achieve anything?'

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'I should have known there was a catch when he asked us to play rugby with him...'

Rugby Mad.

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Ooh, scrummy!"

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

Rugby players catching trophy

'Forget the bloody sat-nav! The tryline's that direction!'

Rugby player scores with boot but not the ball.

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'The throw I mean the throw wasn't straight.'

'Got any rugby jobs?'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I'm trying to give him artificial respiration, but he keeps on getting up and walking away.'

Rugby players moving goalposts for ball to go over.

The Awkward Bounce!!!

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'Relax, the game is over.'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

"She's struggling to express her appreciation of the All Blacks Rugby teams physiques without sexually objectifying them..."

"He's in training for the Rugby World Cup."

Dragon v St George.

'Playing against the English convents always brought the best out of Sister O'Driscoll!'

'I should have known there was a catch when he asked us to play rugby with him...'