Rugby Aficionado Pillows

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

The Tackle.

'Oi! Rugger-bugger, fancy 10 minutes in the sin bin?'

'Impressive tackle Jenkins, put them both in the bucket.'

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!

"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."