Rugby Aficionado Gifts

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

The Tackle.

'Oi! Rugger-bugger, fancy 10 minutes in the sin bin?'

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

'Impressive tackle Jenkins, put them both in the bucket.'

The bastards have hired a personal trainer!

Bloody good player, but talk about injury prone!

"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"

The Best rugby World Cup Winners

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Is it something I said dear?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.