Casual Rugby Fan Gifts

Rugby oldies

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

The conversion.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Rugby Mad.

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'It may be casual Friday, but we haven't forgotten what we're here for.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'