Rugby Lover Gifts

Rugby scrum.

Tey play union in heaven...where do they play soccer?

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

I love PE.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

The conversion.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Sporting maladies.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"