Rugby Romantic Gifts

Rugby players exchanging a flower and looking coy. Other players in the background looking bemused.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Saving a Heart

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

I love PE.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Sporting maladies.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'