Soccer Romantic Gifts

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Saving a Heart

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I think I've scored.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Evolution

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

"Looks like Rick's scored."

Ball and Chain

Proposal on a snowboard

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Football fan

Big match day.

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Football Pudding

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

Football player in penalty line up holds other players willy