Soccer Romantic Mugs

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Saving a Heart

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I think I've scored.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Evolution

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Proposal on a snowboard

Ball and Chain

"Looks like Rick's scored."

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'If you don't want to see the disgusting spitting, look away now'

Captive Audience.

Big match day.

Football Pudding

Football fan

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Football crazy

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'