Rugby Humor Lover Gifts

'Mutilate, mangle, crush, pound, slam, bash, plaster and pulverize. That's rugby... Now get out there and have fun!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Football Bomb

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

The conversion.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

...but enough about me. Ever played any rugby yourself?

Rugby Mad.

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

How the Forwards See the Backs and How the Backs See the Forwards

'Is that the beer talking?'