Football Humor Lover Gifts

'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'

'Number 73 unnecessary roughness.'

Football Violence.

"Thought they took care of that problem!"

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

Funky Facts: Football.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Pole Vault Rules

The best goalie in the world!

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Football Bomb

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'