Football Fan With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

'...and that's a lovely ball played into space by the midfielder!'

Plane crash on football pitch.

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Modern Football

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.