Sports Fan With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"You may experience a bit of discomfort."

'I've discovered if I shine the nose up on just one side I get a bit of swing.'

"So they overturn the call -- then what?"

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Alternative fielding positions

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'