Football Fan With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

'...and that's a lovely ball played into space by the midfielder!'

Plane crash on football pitch.

Football League - Concussions R Us.

Funky Facts: Football.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Modern Football

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."