Football Fanatic With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Football Bomb

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

Plane crash on football pitch.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"I think the vicar's taking things too far."

"I'm packing up my football equipment! Why do you ask?"