Football Lover With A Funny Bone Gifts

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

Funky Facts: Football.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Football Bomb

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

More Fifa officials indicted over bribery scandal

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Plane crash on football pitch.

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Teamwork

Actually, no, I didn

Brazil vs Germany

David Beckham

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

Football League - Concussions R Us.

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

Referee Whistle Music.

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'

'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'

"Football is one long game of fetch."

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'