Football Lover With A Funny Bone Prints

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

Funky Facts: Football.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Football Bomb

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Plane crash on football pitch.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Teamwork

Football League - Concussions R Us.

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

Referee Whistle Music.

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

'Foot balling phillistines, how soon they forget.'

'I was dropped from the insect football team... it took me too long to put my boots on!'

'Oh, OK then...I won't send you off.'

'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'

"Football is one long game of fetch."

'One nice thing about eating homework...I finally passed a test.'

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'