Football Humor Enthusiast Prints

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Brazil vs Germany

The Header

Funky Facts: Football.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

Punishment for the kicker.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Football Bomb

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"