Football Fan With Humor Prints

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Alternative fielding positions

Funky Facts: Football.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Football Bomb

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'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Football Boomerang.

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Modern Football

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

False starts.