Football Fan With Humor Mugs

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Funky Facts: Football.

Alternative fielding positions

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Football Bomb

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Football Boomerang.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Modern Football

False starts.

"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'