Sports Fan With Humor Mugs

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Football heads...

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor