Humor-loving Sports Fan Mugs

Pete Carroll

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"