Humor-loving Soccer Fan Mugs

Funky Facts: Football.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

No, I don

tRUMp, Pirate President

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.