Rugby Fanatics Gifts

Supporters tour.

"It's a jungle out there!"

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

I like the Jets...I guess

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

You were warned about mixed marriages.

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

David and Goliath.

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

'What do you mean I keep making forward passes? You're starting to sound like my girlfriend!'