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"The carpet really brings the room together."

"And while we're here, do you have a rug for my husband's head?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Thatched roof car.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'He wants a second opinion.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'My programmer doesn't understand me.'

Mine Host.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

England.

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Alcohol Ingredients

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allen Prozac

No Dogs.

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

'Cheer up...'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Someone has had a hard day!

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

Michel de Montaigne