Rug Admirer Gifts

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Love a Mutt

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Slug roulette

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Police Cow!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

The Rabbit Meeting.

Magicing the crowd away

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

In Difficulties.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

The Queen

Year of the Rat

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."