Rug Admirer Gifts

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Love a Mutt

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Slug roulette

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Police Cow!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Year of the Rat

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

In Difficulties.

Magicing the crowd away

The Rabbit Meeting.

The Queen

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

The Secret Life of Pugs