Rug Appreciator Gifts

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

You're only as old as you feel!

The appointed time

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Nude painting

Common Dodo!

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

Barristers playing a joke

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

A rug skinned bear

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

Curate's dress sense

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."