Rug Appreciator T-Shirts

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

You're only as old as you feel!

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"I admire your efforts, but you never should try exercising to rap music!"

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

Nude painting

The appointed time

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Common Dodo!

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Barristers playing a joke

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

"Let's cut some rug!"

A rug skinned bear

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."