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'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"So, what are you reading?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

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'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

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'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Common Dodo!

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."