Rubber Ring Appreciator T-Shirts

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Teenagers!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"So, what are you reading?"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

'Well, it's definitely not swine flu....'

'He has a great left hook,'

Common Dodo!

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I didn't know you were spiritual."

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'...Longer football season...sports car...promotion...'

Dog Bling. First I got a tag with a phone number