Ring Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'Oh, Dave. It's gorgeous... Can I show it to the girls in work before I turn you down?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Expensive greeting cards.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Moliere

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Clock Face Golf Set

Bleak House

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'