Ring Connoisseur Pillows

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'Oh, Dave. It's gorgeous... Can I show it to the girls in work before I turn you down?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Expensive greeting cards.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Clock Face Golf Set

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Do you have an appointment?'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'He has a great left hook,'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark