Ring Fanatic Pillows

'Part of me says yes, and the other part says...Whoopee!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I need to tinkle."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Rugby Mad.

Fingers

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'Such petulance!'

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

Micheal Schumacher.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"I'm looking for something special that says 'I'm robbing this jewelry store.'"

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'For me,,, How thoughtful'