Ring Fanatic Gifts

'Part of me says yes, and the other part says...Whoopee!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I need to tinkle."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Rugby Mad.

Fingers

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

Micheal Schumacher.

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"I'm looking for something special that says 'I'm robbing this jewelry store.'"

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

'For me,,, How thoughtful'