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"You call that 'bling'?"

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Look at this, Mum, George finally saved enough to buy me a ring!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Wrong leadership.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Football.