Ring Aficionado Pillows

"You call that 'bling'?"

'How do you like the ring?' - 'So that's what they do with the bits they cut off real diamonds.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Look at this, Mum, George finally saved enough to buy me a ring!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Wrong leadership.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

Football.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky