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'Oh my God. I love it!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

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'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

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'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Ding and Dong.

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"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

'He has a great left hook,'

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'Why does this have an expiration date?'

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'