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'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

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'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'It's her birthday!'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'He has a great left hook,'

"As soon as I've seen my shrink you can have your rings back."

"Then you will think about it, Agnes?"

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"The carpet really brings the room together."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"That chocolate concha looks delicious, Carmen! There's only one special ingredient missing. An engagement ring."

'For me,,, How thoughtful'

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"I don't think flicking rubber bands is helping matters, ..."

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

'Do you have something that says possessive but afraid of commitment?'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'Your hands-off approach isn't working.'

"You call that 'bling'?"

'Look at this, Mum, George finally saved enough to buy me a ring!'

"I was addicted to rubber products. Rubber bones, rubber balls, rubber animals and so on. I could quite simply not live without the taste of fresh rubber and it almost ruined my family!"