Rug Aficionados Gifts

'Gather round everyone! Bob has a new rug and we're going to see how long it takes him to get out of it!'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

A skier and a paraglider

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

The conversion.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Great news! They just bought a new rug we can throw up on!"

The pop-up book of fighters

'I love men in uniformity.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'I'm melting! I'm melting! and on the good rug, too!'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

Extreme Imbibing.

Surfin' Ahab.

'Amazing what you can do on photo-shop - that doesn't look anything like him!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

'I get the feeling that he isn't a team player...'

"It's a jungle out there!"

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."