Slug Aficionados Gifts

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Slipstream

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Slug Hospitals

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Surfin' Ahab.

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.

'Whatever.'