Slug Aficionados Mugs

"That's it...it's so obvious! Girls go crazy for mindless slugs who only want to party all night long!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Slipstream

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Slug Hospitals

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Surfin' Ahab.

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Monk scribe has written elaborate LOL.