Slug Derby Enthusiast Mugs

'Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so ... They've entered the stretch.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Slug roulette

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Slipstream

That's my son! Bat boy.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"Try not to over-react, Mr. Henderson. It's perfectly normal for a man your age to feel a bit sluggish form time to time!"

Slug Hospitals

Greville Starkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Tortoise & Hare.

People on a sledge

Slug trapped on deserted island surrounded by salt.

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

Snail Estate Agents

'Great team. Brilliant coach. No ball handler...'

'Yes, I realize that a salt with a deadly weapon is frightening, but I only keep it to protect my family - and I always keep the safety on.